H: Mommy, I'm singing "We are Climbing Jacob's Mother"
K: Oh. But it's Jacob's ladder, not Jacob's mother
H: No, Mommy. Jacob didn't have a ladder.
K: You're right - it was just a dream. He dreamt he was climbing a ladder. It went to heaven.
H: No, Mommy. Ladders don't go to heaven.
K: Maybe they don't usually go to heaven, but this one did - in his dream.
H: Mommy, ladders can't go to heaven, cuz ladders don't die.
